Why are people so rude? They are just crutches people, crutches! No need to stare! It isn’t like I have a bad ass face tattoo. Although a face tattoo would be sexier than crutches. Sexy sexy face tattoo.
I use the words bad ass way too much. Way, way too much. I love it though. Favorite phrase.
But in all fairness, I don’t think I should be a spectacle. Crutches are awkward enough without well meaning strangers asking you mid stride how you are and how it happened. Don’t stare, just let me crutch around in peace. It is people like this that make going outside on crutches more nerve-wracking than trying to take the stairs.